so this has just been published in Nature and is the best thing ever
palaeontologists have been studying tyrannosaurus bite-marks on triceratops frills, and have come to this brilliant step-by-step conclusion to explain them:
”step one: get a good grip on the neck frill”
”step two: tear the head off to expose the tasty neck muscles”
”step three: nibble on the soft flesh of triceratops’ face”
”step four: feast on the delicacies beneath the frill”
this is why i love science ok
useful new word
TESTICULATING (v.): waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
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"St. Patrick is the patron saint of strangers peeing in your front garden. That is how he is still commemorated around the world for one day every year."
— david o’doherty
you know you’re back in the forest of dean when you see articles like this in the local paper.
apparently, some bloke dressed in a skin-tight blue rubber suit, who one witness thinks “looks like a smurf”, has been “acting suspiciously” by “waving at women and doing star-jumps while running up to them”.
one local quite rightly asked, “why would the police think this is odd behaviour for the area?”
"geologists are in fact the world’s first alcohol-based life form."
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uncyclopedia | geologist
absolutely true.
the whole article’s amazing, especially the guide on how to spot a geologist, ahaha ♥
brett domino | jurassic park theme
this guy is seriously the tyrannosaur’s feathers.
"I have a vewy gweat fwend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’."
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michael palin as pontius pilate in monty python’s life of brian.
greatest scene in comedy history ♥
hahahaa, genius! ♥ too relevant to my diamond lectures at uni right now as well :’)
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brilliant random factoid of the week
Prince Jefri of Brunei had life-sized statues made of himself having sex. He also had a yacht called Tits.
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some funny, bizarre and completely genuine dinosaur names!
just something i put together at half past five in the morning because i drank too much tea, i’m having some crazy allergies and my sleeping pattern is absolutely ruined. enjoy! ♥
"oh, this is deeply troubling."
— stephen fry, struggling to piece together flatpack ikea furniture.
"when you’ve seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault, you know why clothing exists."
— stephen fry ♥
me & my housemates just watched this and almost died. if you’re not british or don’t know who bear grylls is, it might not be quite as funny - but it’s still seriously worth a watch! :’)
