"St. Patrick is the patron saint of strangers peeing in your front garden. That is how he is still commemorated around the world for one day every year."
— david o’doherty
"geologists are in fact the world’s first alcohol-based life form."
uncyclopedia | geologist
the whole article’s amazing, especially the guide on how to spot a geologist, ahaha ♥
"I have a vewy gweat fwend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’."
michael palin as pontius pilate in monty python’s life of brian.
greatest scene in comedy history ♥
"oh, this is deeply troubling."
— stephen fry, struggling to piece together flatpack ikea furniture.
"when you’ve seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault, you know why clothing exists."
— stephen fry ♥