Blackadder definitely remains the peak of british comedy even despite being off the air for 24 years
my incredibly hipster (but idec it’s amazing) jurassic park teee!
i’m so glad i bought this in a small men’s size because it’s just long enough to wear as a nightshirt but also looks rad tucked into high-waisted shorts
fab birthday
we ate so much italian food that we couldn’t breathe and then i arrived home to be greeted by balloons, cards, sweet little gifts and a new laptop!
i’ve needed a new one for ages but it’s a massive surprise and my goodness it’s so nice to have one that doesn’t scream like a goat giving birth when you turn it on
21!
and my jurassic park t-shirt finally arrived so this is just a fantastic day all round
last few hours of being twenty!
in the UK nothing really changes when you’re twenty-one but STILL
i’m gonna be old you guys! can’t wait for my weekend of friends, family & meals, and the inevitable massive post-exams night out after which i anticipate i’ll probably wake up in the fountain outside the museum
"I’m really flattered by your wolf-whistling and cat-calling, here’s my number!"
— no woman ever
presented my masters project yesterday
i had to explain my project and findings to the other students, and it went really well - i got a first! so glad i don’t get remotely nervous about presenting any more :D
catipede!
these caterpillars hung in nests in the trees all over cyprus, then fell out and just moseyed about in these lines, arse-to-face
about to face the elite four on pokémon pearl
with a team of level 40-ishes because i’ve been really impatient on this playthrough
it’s a good job i’ve had a few to drink tonight, i’m gonna need the dutch courage
why do toilet paper companies use cute animals as mascots
i understand they want us to associate their product with softness but surely there is a better metaphor than fluffy pets
“so soft, it feels like you’re wiping yourself with a kitten” is literally the image we are fed with and this makes me a bit uncomfortable
absolute gems found around pompeii. it’s hilarious and incredible how literally nothing has changed, these are pure gold
“The one who buggers a fire burns his penis” has to be my favourite though
ant camaraderie
i just accidentally squished an ant on the kitchen worktop, and another one came along to take away his corpse
he’s probably just going to eat it or something, but i stood there and saluted his nobility as he scurried off
