now this is the way to spend a saturday night
in the local pub, listening to my dad & uncle play guitar, surrounded by old rockers and getting absolutely gazebo’d on black rat cider! i really should go to live music bars more in cardiff; all the usual clubs just bore me with their samey chart tunes, rammed dancefloors and overpriced, horrible drinks. i need to be sitting around a pub table with my good friends and long beverages,...
such a gorgeous day!
blue skies and sunshine for the first time in weeks. getting so excited for spring & summer now - can’t wait to be sprawled out in the grassy park with everyone again, having barbeques & ice creams to relax us during exam time! i can almost taste it.. mmm, bacon rolls. ♥
e'rryday i'm tumblraped
well, at least now i know my boyfriend’s biggest fantasy ;D butterlube?!
today i tried anal-insertion and to tell you the truth, it was amazing! just cover your chosen item in the lube of your choice (mine being butter for this case) but yours can be what ever you choose, start out nice and slow, just to get a feel of what’s to come and just be sure to enjoy yourself guys! c; have fun out there!
pancakes with my new housemates tomorrow!
we may have to use eggs, but the potential itchy tongue & tummyache i can handle for the sake of delicious, lemon-drizzled, sugar-sprinkled pancakes! super excited to sign the housing contract, chill out with them & say herro to the dragons agaaain ♥
the only reason i ever spring-clean is because i...
definitely was logged into tumblr on my phone when my (incredibly sexy, i know) boyfriend nabbed it, hahaha c; had the best hearts & hooves day ever! phat steaks, fry-up brunch, rosé champagne & cwtchtimes. nuffin’ better. ♥
I love dicks inside me, everywhere, always…in the ass mostly!
brushing up on mon français to survive better...
..and realising that the french i was taught does nothing to prepare me for real life there. if emma impales herself on a rock, all i will be able to tell the emergency services is the contents of my pencil case. nous sont absolument screwed.
my baby's having her operation today
please let it go smoothly so she isn’t hurting any more, and i can have many more happy years with her. please. ♥
going to the south of france for five weeks in...
so exciteddd! we need to book flights/trains/ferries soon - might even be roadtripping it! it’s not really going to be a holiday, because we’ll be doing work the whole time - the twelve of us have to spend every day up in the hills at various locations in pairs, mapping, filling up field notebooks and sketching - but at least we’ll have amazing weather for it. c: we’ll also...
brilliant random factoid of the week
Prince Jefri of Brunei had life-sized statues made of himself having sex. He also had a yacht called Tits.
I'M DOING SCIENCE SO HARD RIGHT NOW
working on my latest assignment; dinosaur speeds! we have to investigate into dino locomotion and have made a ton of fossil trackway measurements, so we can calculate how fast the dinos were moving and how tall/heavy they were. my course could not be better, haha! ♥
let it snoww ♥
this is the view out of my window - first time it’s properly snowed all winter! i’m supposed to be getting the train back to caerdydd tomorrow - not too sure that’s gonna happen since the whole of britain shuts down at the sight of snowflakes, haha! at least i’ve had my hair done and get to cwtch up in my warm room with my poorly kittycat. ♥
lavely night! ♥
suuch a nice evening for my housemate’s 21st birthday! kama lounge with everyone for an oriental noodley feast, then gassy jack’s for cocktails & chilling with some great tunes. out properly tomorrow night, then home the next morning to get a much-needed haircut/dye. sooo looking forward to my lie-in! c: hope you’ve all had a SMASHING week, ahunggh (the nigel thornberry in me...