August 2011
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today's to-do
post parcels
call the letting agency
work out
win the bug-catching contest
watch the latest episode of new tricks
make everyone hot chocolate
go to bed at a decent time (sort of!)
i’m so excited to go to cardiff tomorrow to see the new house properly! i can’t wait to decorate my new room with pretty bunting and flowery covers on my new double bed, and will maybe treat myself to...
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a huge mug of hot chocolate seems like a great...
but then you get half-way through and it turns lukewarm, and you’re just left with chilly chocolate dregs at the end which are in no way pleasurable to drink.
also, i’m still a little tipsy.. but whatta night! there is steak in my tummy with lots of cocktails and cheerfulness. ♥
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since mum found out i'm 1/32 native american,...
i could get used to this.
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another one for the collection
male housemate: guess what i took last night
me: viagra?
him: ahaha no, but it's kind of related
me: haha oh god, ummm.. what are those things that dilate your bum?
him: ahaha not a sedative no, it's not a drug
me: okay, ummm
him: kind of a trick question
me: ah, related to dicks?
him: my dick
me: your dick.
him: yes, my dick
me: you took.. ten seconds
him: ahaha no
me: damn, haha! ummm, another clue?
him: my dick, and a vagina
me: OH! another virginity!
him: bingo!
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dear photograph.. →
this is one of the most beautiful sites i’ve ever come across, and you’ll see what i mean. some of these have me in tears, even though the memories aren’t my own; a photo really does speak volumes. ♥
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doctor who in fifteen minutes!
i have waited too long for this moment. ♥
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got a new national geographic issue today, eee!
excuse me while i go cuddle up with it in my dressing gown and a nice hot cuppa tea. ♥
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mum's just found out that i'm 1/32 native...
oh, the things she unearths through family history!
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itsgoingswimmingly asked: I absolutely love your tumblr - it feels so personal and you're so British I love it! Which university are you studying at?
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just bet one of my best friends a nando's meal...
i need to get him out on the pull, i really want that nando’s! thankfully he is a stellar guy, so i’ll definitely win.
tucking into a bowl of baked beans and melted cheese right now, such a good snack to cure the night-rumblies! ♥
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having the most organised day!
today is filling me absolutely full of joy in the most woman-like way ever. i went down to the post office (with no make-up on, freshhh), jogged on the way back, and decided to clean and tidy the whole house for my mum when i got home. everything’s been scrubbed and put away, and now i’m relaxing with a nice cup of tea before i do the vacuuming and cook myself some pasta. if i...
“Stalker. I had a new dentist today too. He was literally about my age. Awkward....”
– aemiliana in reply to my post i had a new dentist today
-stalk stalk- haha, cheeky! mine was really round and in his 40s, thankfully, so there wasn’t any hint of awkward sexual tension or anything like that. although, the attractive young doctor i saw last week had to ask me a lot of very...
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i had a new dentist today
and obviously he hadn’t had my records transferred over (and the two small fillings i’ve had are really well-disguised) because he praised me for about ten minutes on how i have a “beautiful, naturally aligned smile” (i had braces recently, haha), and “perfect teeth with no discolouration (true dat) or fillings (umm..).”
i just kept quiet (well, i didn’t...
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biggest bolognese bubbling away on the stove
i love cooking, probably almost as much as i enjoy eating the food itself. nothing will be able to stop me shovelling this beefy, herby, pasta-y, cheese-covered goodness into my gob. hurry up and be ready! ♥
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there's a post i've seen circulating tumblr
and it really grinds my gears. it’s along the lines of this:
i hate people:
with natural beauty
with petite bodies
who can eat loads & not get fat
who look cute in big sweaters..
etc, etc.
yeah, great, that makes sense - somebody has something you want, so you let it get to you so much that you actually “hate” them for it, even if you’ve never met them. do you...
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apparently i'm an owl now
for the last few nights i’ve been totally losing track of all reasonable time and watching comedy programmes online until it gets light outside, so i’ve been waking up in the early afternoon and not being able to sleep again until dawn. it’s four a.m. already and i’m SO ENERGETIC - my body clock is royally buggered, chaps. i’m going to have to force myself awake in...
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"party rock" just came on the kitchen radio and i...
already in the mood for freshers round two - bring it, cardiff! ♥
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it's almost six a.m. and i haven't slept yet
i blame lying in bed until three in the afternoon, although it was so worth it. shared ritz biscuits and yorkie bar makes the greatest breakfast, omnomnom! the dinosaurs in the trees outside have started up their dawn chorus, so sleep’s going to be pretty difficult now. oohbummer.
tomorrow i’m popping some more things up on ebay, including hair products, books and a very fancy bag -...
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ohgoodlord
i’m tiddled and i cannot stop hiccuping to save my life. just had a marveloso little reunion with lovely lovely old school friends for apostrophem’s birthday, which was fandabbydozy! many drinkytimes and currytimes were had. ♥
and i could have spent the night with somebody but i had to come home because i had no spare clothes for the morning, pooooo.
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that glorious moment when you're craving chocolate...
YESSS ♥
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“i don’t mean to sound pervy or anything, but you have a really nice little...”
– my mum, just now.
WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND MY BUM? i have literally had total strangers approach me before and say “excuse me, but you have an amazing arse.” why? i think i need to take a trip to some changing rooms just to check myself out and see what all the fuss is about.
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mum just called paul mccartney a "gimp", and now...
she then gave me a very in-depth, serious talk about glory holes for no apparent reason. i don’t know what she ate for breakfast but i think i need to retreat upstairs and stay there until it’s worn off.
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addicted to pokémon soulsilver again
i haven’t played this game in a while - the busy uni life practically made my DS gather dust - but now that i’m back on it, i can’t put it down! i’d forgotten what an awesome team i had, and how many epic legendaries and rare pokémon i owned. so determined to fill up my pokédex ♥
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back in the forest of dooom!
i am back among the trees and the rivers and the deer and the sheep. i’m home, with panthers, wild boar and the village milkman, who’s got an asbo. i love this place. ♥
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i feel like a human burrito
just cooked up one of those amazing mexican kits for the fam.. ohhmygoodness. two burritos each, fat with salsa, chilli, lettuce & cheese. stuffed and happy! ♥
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london's burning, london's burning..
there’s so much i could say about the riots - you guys know me, i could rant for britain - but the idiocy being displayed in london and further afield doesn’t deserve eloquent wording. any reasoning that was there before is just a front for needless violence and theft now.. citizens turned criminals, innocents put in needless danger, our beautiful and iconic capital city in flames....
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utterly weary of the news.
for those of you who haven’t heard, a british teenager was killed and others injured in a polar bear attack on friday in svalbard, norway - and the news channels here have been rolling the story out over and over again since it happened. after the jump is my take on things..
first of all, this group was camping in known polar bear territory - in interviews the survivors called the attack...
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slices of apple with a sprinkling of sugar is such...
lovely little snack for peckish moments. ♥
