the reason everyone should know a dave
dave: ( . )( . ) boobies
me: -motorboats- CORRR
dave: -cruiseliner- MAAARP
wan-shi-ton asked: KEZZI. You prolly get this a lot and I prolly look like a creep but you're pretty. c:
view-paradise asked: You're so beautiful Kezzi. Your inspiration quotes always bring a smile to my face. I'm so glad that you're feeling confident about yourself :3
the greatest monty python sketch ever →
forever my favourite. ♥ MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!
dad is searching things on urban dictionary and...
i have the best sort of parents. ♥
i love that nigel thornberry is meme-ing right now
remember kids, me and nessie were the first to spot this happening. we made nigel thornberry moustaches about two years ago and i have an entire photo album full of people wearing mine. i kept it on me at all times for emergencies. ♥
note to self:
those big red vehicles that put out infernos are not called “fire ambulances”..
reblogging this song - the guys have taken this...
noakei asked: your inspirational images make me feel better everytime I read one of them :)
parents are buying a hippy camper van
OH MY GOD YES ♥
just found out my dad's cousins are in a band that...
why am i casually related/linked to so many famous people? my dad’s first cousins, tony and shiela, formed a progressive classical rock band with two other members in the late 1960s called bram stoker. they became famous pretty quickly, and almost immediately found themselves on tour with the who. they were soon signed up to an independent label run by the manager of the rolling stones,...
read my uni diary! →
i’ve finished my first year of uni now, and i documented it all on my other tumblr: diaryofafresher. if you’re not already following it, and would like a taste of what life as a uni student is like, please check it out! click here to go right back to the beginning. if you’re thinking of going to uni soon - or are starting this year - and have any questions about any aspect of...
oh dear lord i've just found a stash of almond...
why are people so quick to define themselves...
so many very normal girls, and some guys, seem to love putting things like “i’m awkward/ugly/nothing special” in their self-descriptions. it’s worrying, because if they keep stating things like that, they’ll never believe they’re anything more. i cannot fathom why they do it - maybe it’s for attention, to prompt others into telling them otherwise; or...
a bit of self-help never went amiss
to view this little rant, click ahead. i am starting to get quite frustrated with the number of people, most often those in their early to mid teens, who let very mediocre, common problems get so on top of them that they declare “depression” and start to self-harm. from offering an advice service through my formspring for the last year or so, it’s become very apparent how many...
ask me anonymous anythings! →
i’m chilling before bed, waiting for my cheeky pasta supper to cook, and i’d love some questions to answer! hit me. ♥
i visited my old primary school today
and it was the sweetest thing. i haven’t been there in eight years, so to walk into the lobby and through the corridors was so, so weird - i went there between the ages of four and eleven, and that portion of my life came flooding right back to me. half my old teachers still work there, and they couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw me - but that was nothing compared to the...
not something i do often, but HERE, HAVE MY FACE. ♥
my current followings
deviantart » 7,079 tumblr » 1,170 formspring » 231 twitter » 87 and they’re all on the exponential rise lately! keep ‘em coming, it’s always lovely to know people are interested in what i do. ♥
i love that people ask me if the forest of dean is...
yes, it was in harry potter, and i live there - along with a lot of sheep, bluebells and trees! joanne rowling was from this area herself, which is why it’s such a prominent setting in the last book. ♥
whenever i'm on my wanderings through the woods, i...
uni has prevented me from being able to sleep...
they’re just starting to chirp at four a.m. - time for bed! ♥
follow me on twitter! →
i’m mainly going to be using it to post my inspirational quotes and share my little favourite things, but it’ll be a little different from here. more thought-blurby & spontaneous! givvus a follow. ♥
i’m getting back into my writing again, feeling inspired for my photography, eating well, having really good fitness sessions and just feeling overall fantastic. the summer’s barely kicked off and there are already wonderful things on the horizon; house parties, campouts, bike rides, ice creams on the beach, airsoft on dartmoor and hopefully a gallery full of new art and literature....
read the first chapter of my story! →
tabitha walker is an outsider, shunned into a strange, dark corner of the world after her life is turned around by mysterious circumstances. but an eerie message on her desk at school and a seductive smile change everything as the world of the supernatural reveals itself… i’ve been slowly writing and re-writing this story since i was about fourteen (five years in the making,...
AFTERNOON DELIGHT IS PLAYING ON THE RADIO
SKYYYY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT! day = made. ♥
agibelan asked: You have a lovely blog. :)
getting home and realising his smell is still all...
best thing ♥
some Quite Interesting animal facts to while your... →
these are hilarious, morbid, and incredible. ♥
the best phrase
weston super (n.): to “have a weston super” is to “have a ‘mare” (abbreviated from “nightmare”); i.e. an unfavourable or panic-inducing situation. derived from the name of a popular british holiday resort called “weston super mare”. for example: “i’m having a major weston super, i’m at the airport and i’ve lost my...
come by and visit me at work and have some macaroni and cheese pizza or...– stfunadeen in reply to my post oh good lord deensie, if only i could! that sounds like heaven. lemme just lassoo the statue of liberty and close the atlantic, i’ll be there as soon as i can. ♥ p.s. i am genuinely saving up for a ticket to america so i can come stay with you sometime soon. i...
if you follow one new person today, make sure it's... →
words cannot describe how inspirational his life, and the way he writes about it, is. he has a disease which he knows will eventually kill him, yet he just has so much acceptance of it that he can be endlessly positive and even humorous about it. his stories really put everyday problems that we waste so much time worrying about into perspective. he is a truly incredible human being worthy of total...
making mac & cheese from scratch because i am a...
i'm the kind of girl who swaps materialistic...
and hell, am i proud of it. ♥