doctor heimlich was just a violent hugger
and he must have pulled that manoeuvre so many times on his wife in bed. saucy minx.
when your hair looks awesome, your make-up and skin are great, and you’ve found an awesome new outfit - but you’re stuck at home all day with no one to show it off to.
oh, hello, first easter egg
get inside me. ♥
civen-deactivated20120416 asked: Is it hard thinking up new things for deviantART?
ask me anonymous anythings! →
massively bored, need some nosy questions to answer. ♥
24. your three favourite girls' & boys' names
girls’ names finn willow tabitha boys’ names finn (it’s unisex) dean tyler
my legs feel sexy as hell
the best exercises for firm, toned thighs & bum, tried and tested by moi: lunges squats inner thigh lifts i’ve done squats for years, but only just discovered the wonders of lunges & thigh lifts. after just a week i’ve really noticed added firmness, especially on the inner thighs, and my legs feel great! we all know how certain wobbly bits can sometimes cause a knock to our...
heavynne asked: nigel thornberry oh my god
i love you kezzi
i love you kezzi
there was a blimp in the sky on the way home
everyone on the bus was all excited, yelling “look at that massive balloon!”, “awesoooome!”, etc. - while i sank into my seat feeling all shaky, trying not to look at it. i’m scared of blimps. and i don’t even know why.
23. a place you would love to visit one day
mount nyiragongo, in the democratic republic of congo, africa. part of the great rift valley, its crater is filled with fluid, bubbling lava; standing on the edge would be like looking into the centre of the earth. i need to be there ♥
this is easily the best thing ever created →
lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar ♫
I’M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO CAKE ♫
Anonymous asked: what are all the songs on the little music player on your page? i love so many of them! thanks ♥
words seriously cannot describe how much i want to...
yesterday was far too fleeting. ♥
22. the last book you read
a short history of nearly everything | bill bryson this is actually on the reading list for my degree, but i would totally read it for leisure as well. bill bryson’s books are so engaging and really funny at times; this particular tome is an abridged account of the history of everything - from the origin of the universe, to the earth’s formation, to early life, to dinosaurs, to today -...
on rebecca black
okay, so we’ve probably all had a laugh at her song & video, because let’s face it - they’re both fairly ridiculous. but what’s even more so is the fact some complete idiots on the internet think it’s appropriate to make disgraceful videos & blog posts that personally insult and wish death upon her. what has she done, other than try to follow a dream of hers?...
home is not where you live, but where they understand you.– christian morgenstern ♥
photographs with emotional or hipster captions...
21. the last movie you saw in the cinema
it’s been so long since i went to the cinema! it was jackass 3d - one of the best and most hilariously disgusting movies i’ve ever seen. need it on dvd! ♥
sacapuce asked: I love the little quotes you make. They are simple, straight forward, and effective. Oh, and they are also super cute!
about to go have my third consecutive barbeque of...
this weather is unbelievable, and made even better by the coconutty smell of suncream and the sound of crackling sausages. we’ll all laze by the river ‘til the sun goes down, then it’s snuggly movie time! it doesn’t get any better than this. ♥
just thought i should point this out, in case you...
it makes me a little bit sick how everyone is so willing to support japan, just because they’re so well-loved as the home of technology, anime, etc. - but not nearly as many gave a flying fuck when half of sumatra was drowned, or when port au prince, haiti, fell to the ground. these places couldn’t cope even a fraction of how well japan can, as the wealthiest country in the world; yet...
696 looks like a failed threesome
it seems like it started off well - probably two-girls-one-guy - and then the two girls just started to sixty-nine and the guy’s all left out at the side, having a lone wank. just what it looks like, guys. it is also the number of followers i have right now ♥
you know it's going to be a good day when you...
& going to chill by the river in the sunshine this afternoon ♥
a beautiful day in the welsh countryside
you guys, there were baby lambs everywhere and i almost died of happiness whenever they bleated. and we saw real shamrocks. best day ♥
first barbeque of the summer after casual...
life, you are too kind to me. even though i am sunburnt i cannot believe how beautiful today was. hello, summer ♥
climbing a mountain, brb
20. talk about your sports & hobbies
i am probably the least sporty person in the universe, which is why i have always possessed a deep-seated hatred for PE lessons; especially ones where we had to run around in shorts in the rain, with a pervy teacher who watched us get changed with a creepy smile. which was 99% of the time. but i took up rowing one day a couple of summers ago, and it was the best thing ever. each saturday...
ask me questions, you cheeky minxes! →
it’s TMI tuesday! you can ask me anonymous questions on my formspring. i’m accepting: “have you ever”s truths personal questions “would you ever”s and any general questions about me! do it. ♥
the barrier-guy at the train station fist-bumped...
what in the name of zeus’s beard-trimmer..?
19. your favourite subject to study
in school, geography and science were my two loves; despite often having totally incapable teachers, the subjects still enthralled me and i worked hard at them to reach a level of understanding good enough to help me get the top grades. moving onto college, i took geography, physics and chemistry a-levels - coming out with an even increased passion for the subjects and grades more than good enough...
watching the yugioh abridged series makes...
even conjunctivitis. that cwtch with him may have helped, too. yum.
itemiseloathing asked: Kezzi, did getting braces hurt? I'm super scared D';
18. do you wear glasses?
i’m short-sighted, so before i got contacts i did have to wear glasses every day in school to see the board. i hated having metal frames on my face and they gave me horrible headaches, so getting contacts was a miracle! ♥