OH HEY GUYS
i know i haven’t posted in a while, but i’m just so massively busy with freshers right now! if you want the low-down on my university antics, check out my diary of a fresher blog. i love you all. i do. ♥
even if you don’t have cellulite, this method helps prevent it from forming in later years! cellulite is a rippling effect of the skin, caused by “herniation” of fat pockets, found most often on the lower abdomen, thighs and bum - and is extremely common in females. it can happen when skin loses some of its elasticity; this always happens with age, but it’s also common in...
a lot of people ask me for tips on how i maintain a flat tummy, so i’ll share my method on here for all to see! before doing this exercise, my tummy annoyed me, and i was really insecure about it - it was untoned, with a bigger pouch under the belly button than i wanted, and i hated the folds i got when i sat down. even when you’re not actually fat, if you’re not toned...
mary rose sat on a pin. mary rose.
i’ve no idea whether you’ve heard of her, but her pottery work is fast becoming world-famous. mary rose young is the sister of my dad’s best friend, and my god-father, james young - so in a way, she’s my god-auntie. she makes the most eclectic, bright, crazy pottery ever, and she’s pretty mad-looking herself. one of her gorgeous vases is sitting right in front of...
i hate goodbyes.
which is fabberoo to the max, because i am going to have to go through a whole ton of them in the next couple of days! i know that most, if not all, are only temporary. even though i’ll see my jackjack again in three weeks’ time once freshers is over and before uni life really kicks off, and at least once or twice a fortnight after that, we still sobbed together in the car all the way...
A timeLINE? Time is not made out of lines! It is made out of circles. THAT IS...– oh caboose. you bluetard. ♥
i am ridonkulously excited about this weekend. jack’s coming round and we’re having a mexican night. SO LONG have i waited to gorge on burritos, nachos and enchiladas! SO LONG have i waited to wear my wonderful mexican moustache! it will be documented. ♥
the excitement mounts!
ooh-err. mounts. i’m actually starting to really look forward to uni, now that all my stuff is coming together! i got my plate, bowl & cutlery set yesterday, plus a tiny cheese-grater - as well as net hangings for my room to make it all cosy and a “keep calm and drink tea” poster. my gorgeous vintage denim jacket & black topshop dress also arrived! i love ebay so much,...
my goal in life
is to actually finish a tube of chapstick without losing it. it will happen.
fuck you, bt.
one minute left to go on an auction i really wanted to win. i go to place a bid so i can snipe it last minute from the other bidders. internet clicks off for no reason, comes back on a second after the auction ends. URGH.
i love looking through award ceremony dresses.
pretty obvious who totally stole the vma night. katy and the gagamonster looked amazing. ♥ ke$ha wore a dress she apparently made herself, which was essentially just a black garbage bag. how fitting. also, ciara and audrina “ceiling eyes” partridge looked pretty hawt. that is all.
i really don't like your skinny jeans, so take...
photo » iraisavampire show me what you got underneath, so we can do this properly ♥
fukkenwin. this is why i love this man.
jack: there's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece :(
me: he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man :(
jack: goddamnit kage! he gonna make you his sex slave! >:
me: you gonna gargle mayonnaise! unless we bust a massive monster mamma jam >:
jack: dude.. we've been through so much shit
me: DEACTIVATED LASERS WITH MY DICK
jack: now it's time to blow this fucker daaaaooowwwwn ♪
get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
hollywood undead = ♥.
you know there are too many flies in your house...
you have perfected a special flailing “fly dance”, which you have to perform constantly while in the kitchen so the flies don’t land on you and start mating. where do these things come from?
it’s almost two in the morning, i’m desperado for the bathroom, and there is an absolutely gigantuan (or something), fat spider happily sitting right on the toilet seat, cackling mockingly, “ahahah. no, you cannot relieve yourself. this is my toilet. ahahahah.” ohcrapohcrapohcrap. i’m itching all over. what do. i’m so sorry if any of you were freaked out by...
i love my mother.
i went into gloucester today to get my retainer fitted (ow buggery ow); and despite the fact it is a totally bollocks place for shopping i managed to get hold of a really nice rain parka (so festivally), a soft grey & blue floral cardi, a little backpack & flask for fieldtrips, a pretty bow-&-pearl necklace and some stunning cream-&-gold heels with massive bows on the toes. the...
i really, really want one of these. they just look like a drunk/high teenager’s late-night mental invention. “hey dudes.. imagine if, like.. refrigerators had wheels! and you could like.. drive your lunch around with you. and all your beers!” “aww maaan that would be the bessst.” i love how you can get ones with doggy-baskets, and extra “carriages” for...
pokemon fusion! →
@ alexonsager.net this is hilarious hjkgfsj.
i’ve just finally got around to listening to avenged’s new album. i think i was a little bit scared to, in case it changed avenged for me, since i know it’s not jimmy playing those drums. but mygawd, i honestly adore some of the songs on it. i’m not sure about a few of them, although they’ll probably grow on me. the drums are still so jimmy - he did write them all,...
it’s three a.m., the house is utterly quiet, and i’m starving. -dons ninja-snuggie & silent-tread-slippers- it’s kitchen raiding time.
when i was a kid, there was a girl in my class who looked like a total bully. she was loud, quite butch, outspoken and played up a lot with the teachers. but she was the kindest girl i ever knew. she was the only one who’d stand up for you if you got told off for something, or if she saw someone else picking on you in the playground. i was bullied a lot, so we became really good friends,...
just another cover - this time of maroon 5’s...
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA, TERRACOTTA PIE. i’ve really overdosed on owl city today so it’s time for some system of a down. also i’ve just started on the pack of juicy fruits gum jack gave me for when i got my brace off. BLISS ♥
oh? what's this?
I CAN SMILE! and pout, too. ohlordy. so happy right now. ♥
i can see my teeth. all of my teeth. thhufferin’ thhuccotash, batman. they look so big and clean and weird without the brace on! at last, i can smile without feeling like a fool. ♥
i hate buses.
so much. i’m stuck at home alone bored off my face today, so i decided to make plans to go see jack. it was only 11am, so i figured i’d get a good part of the day with him. i don’t drive, since i have no money to pay for lessons (let alone a car, insurance and petrol), so i have to take a couple of buses to get there - from A to B, and B to C. checking out the timetables, i saw...