eee! i love you guys so much, thank you! i’m really overwhelmed with the response on the song i uploaded, too - both on here and dA - and it’s really given me the confidence to do more covers. watch this space! ♥
this is probably the first time i have ever...
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» freerice.com if you’ve heard of this site before, it’s most likely one you’ve spent a day on but then just forgotten about; but seriously, bookmark it - right now - and visit daily. not only does this site increase your general knowledge on a variety of subjects by having you answer questions on different topics (such as art, chemistry, geography, math and english grammar),...
it's really cold outside
and my nipples are protesting. it is times like these i am grateful for my cardigan, thigh-high socks and leopard-print snuggie. see you next year, summer! roll on, winter wonderland. ♥
because he is so jewish.
nessie: if you could have any celebrity father your children, who would you pick
um oh god
he is kind of adorable
me: he isss
nessie: ME UM
zach braff because he is still one of the only men i would sleep with
me: ahh, bon choice
nessie: plus i want my children to have his nose
he has the cutest jew nose
because he is so jewish.
oh my giddy god's pyjamas.
“Mozart, ever the comedian, wrote a piece of music in 1782 for six voices called Lick Me in the Arse (Leck mich im Arsch) - or more colloquially, Kiss My Arse. He also wrote a piece called Lick My Arse Until it is Nice and Clean.” i had to find the lyrics for this. Lick my arse nicely, lick it nice and clean, nice and clean, lick my arse. That’s a greasy desire, nicely...
so i’m ridonkulously excited about buying all my uni stuff. i’ve got my tea towels, cutlery & mug, plus stunning cream-and-mocha satin bed linen & wall hangings to turn my room into a cosy little den. ♥ i need to discuss crockery and kitchen utensils with my roomies! ohlawd. i think i’ll probably end up doing all the cooking, although unfortunately i’ll have to...
to sum up our amazing trip: chinatown, tea, lions, sex shops and airbender carnage. and also a lot of larfs & amazing food. that is all. ♥
it will be the best trip to london ever recorded
me: i'm bringing the moustaches, which must be worn for sightseeing and/or comedy souvenir photos
jacob: we must apply them to statues
me: YES. it is our quest.
i hate it when people don't tip
isn’t my smile worth at least a quid? no? okay then.
omigod i got in.
final grades: » AS - AAAA » A2 - AAB at first i was a little annoyed with the B grade, but then i realised that it’s in chemistry. well-known to be the hardest A-Level on the planet. booyah. i may still be able to get my £3,000 scholarship if my AS-Level in maths counts. c: it’s a waiting game! I AM WELL-CHUFFED LIKE. cardiff, here i come! ♥
but i need to send a parcel
me: do we have any parcel tape?
mum: we did have, i know we did..
me: did dad eat it?
results in two days.
if only i had put as much effort into my exams as i do when it comes to training my pokémon & filling up my pokédex. also, totally eating peanut butter out of the jar right now. ♥ » photo | liseva
i ran out of flying saucers again. I NEED ANOTHER FIX. also, jacob’s birthday yesterday was full of curry, SKYLANTERN & sparkler-related win. i hate that we’re all adults now. and i’m going to uni in four weeks. oh shit.
the naked chefs.
jack’s over, and he’s still sleeping like a baby in the next room. b’aww. <3 our mexican chef night went surprisingly well (aughmygod the burritos were freaking yumm), and now i really want to do nuddy-pants baking. which is just like normal baking. but in the nude. also i’m all out of sherbet flying saucers, which makes me sad. someone send me some more? ♥ my photo...
to the people on my street
turn off your sodding car alarms. we live in a rural village; no one is going to steal your rubbish car. also, if your alarm is set off by mild gusts of wind, as occurred last night at two a.m., you may need to get it looked at. love, kezzi. ♥
we’re having mexican food tomorrow, and it is all i can think about. ♥ spicy beef, melted cheese, hot chillies, crispy tortillas.. help.
i wanna live ‘til i die; no more, no less.– eddie izzard ♥
the ultimate rick roll.
last night was made of 80s win! after watching six horsey-races, on which i ended up winning all of my betted money back, we got a fabby place in the crowd to watch three amazing 80s acts: heaven 17, ABC (shoot that poison arrow through my heaaart!) & the fantabulistic rick astley himself. ohgod. i was wearing a massive western moustache (which later ended up on the naked statue in the...
how to dance like rick astley.
me: jacob i feel as though we should be wearing wigs to this thing
i have twenty
jacob: omg yes
THAT will make jack have fun
make him wear seven
ohcrap we need to learn the dance as well
which is just spinny arms really
and head movements
and bison horn head dresses
jacob: hkjgfhgkfhgfk yes
it's just like
imaginary yo yo drum kit
twist like you are wrapped in toilet paper.
i actually had tiffin.
what a splendid afternoon! it was so nice to see my friend again and have our usual hours-long chinwag about anything & everything - we had tea and tiffin (aughmygod, that word), which is a chocolate-biscuit-cake-thing. i have never felt more british. the place we went to was the most stunning country house; i’ll probably pop up some of the photos on dA for you all to...
dost thou love life? then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is...– benjamin franklin ♥
it's gone midnight..
..and i seriously just want a burrito. aughmygod the craving is too much. someone pleease mail me one or something. it’s so unfair that you americanos have taco bell - there’s no equivalent over here. we just have to buy those “old el paso” kits, become terrible chefs for the day and smack it all up by ourselves. actually, you guys pretty much have everything...
pieces of pride
my current favourite pieces from my gallery on deviantart. ♥
oh, hello, tumblr.
so. i’m pretty new here; time to introduce myself! i’m kezzi. i love hugs, tea, sunshine & nintendo, and i am from jolly ol’ billy-shakespeare-a-gogo. otherwise known as england. you may know me as “that girl from deviantart who makes all the stamps and pretty photos and pixel things”, or simply “that short weirdo i know from somewhere”. either way,...