December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: It doesn't seem like you reblog.
And you use italics.
Here on tumblr, we use caps
It's just a very. . . classy blog that you have, and tumblr isn't for that. Tumblr is for letting go of everything, and being a mess.
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: I don't think you know how to use tumblr
Dec 31st
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sometimes when i'm going up steps, my legs...
just me?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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i think everyone has a few strange little OCDs.
i, for instance, absolutely have to put my coloured pens & crayons in rainbow order; and the volume on my television or sound system has got to be on an even number or multiple of five or three, or i feel edgy. absolutely batty? i think so!
Dec 31st
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“i wear a fez now. fezzes are cool.”
– matt smith as the eleventh doctor. ♥
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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watching harry potter just made me recall the best...
several years ago, while i was still in school, i was waiting for the deputy head outside her office when i overheard a group of year eight boys talking in the corridor. the conversation went a bit like this: boy one: “did you know, j. k. rowling came here a couple of years ago to open the new library because she went to this school. my brother told me. nobody saw her, though!” boy...
Dec 30th
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who would have thought that pulling someone closer...
yeah, i need to work on that.
Dec 30th
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“you can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the...”
– christopher columbus.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ode to the other jack in my life
you’re sitting there on my dressing table, staring at me, so dark and rich and full-flavoured. how i long to put you to my lips and feel your sweet nectar warming my throat and caressing me from the inside. oh, the fun we shall have together. quality, tennessee whiskey. ♥
Dec 30th
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ask me nosy tings. →
Dec 30th
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why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual...
not all the time, obviously, just when he’s got a problem with his self-esteem. don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, well i hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable. ♥
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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being told i need to put on weight is very...
come here, massive raspberry trifle, you beautaaay!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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mozart's dirty work →
ahjkslgkld funniest thing ever. amadeus mozart, famous composer, wrote this piece “as a party song for his friends”. it is called “leck mir den arsch fein recht schön sauber” - which literally translates as “lick my arse right well and clean”. ooh, mozart, you naughty boy!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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oh, earl grey tea
you sustain me. ♥
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“if god did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of...”
– john cleese. too right, cleeseyboy! omnomnom meat. ♥
Dec 28th
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my mum keeps whispering filthy words to my cat to...
please, someone, send help.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and look at...
dude knows what’s right.
Dec 28th
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contact your future self →
i love this site! send a message to yourself and set a date for it to arrive - your 20th birthday, your 50th christmas.. any time you choose! i did one last year, and it’s due to arrive in 2013 - i can’t wait to read what it says, i’ve completely forgotten! i may send myself my favourite jokes, to give future me a good laff. what will you send?
Dec 27th
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chilling in jack's bed watching old harry potter...
you know how we do. best year of my life, & many more to come! ♥
Dec 27th
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i feel like going all 50s pinup on yo' asses
brb while i don my knee-highs, high-waisted shorts, red lippy, winged eyeliner & curly ‘do.
Dec 25th
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iamspoon asked: YOU GOT A KITTEN!??!?!??!!?! :o
Happy Holidays! Keep up your amazing photography!
Dec 25th
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cuuuutest little kitten playing in the snow in our...
squeeface. there will be photos.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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thank you all for your chrimbo wishes!
to save time, here’s a huuge merry christmas to all of you sexy ponies. lots of festive british love to all 362 of you! ♥
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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it will not feel like christmas
until i have watched the nightmare before christmas with jack, on boxing day, our anniversary. ♥ until then.. PREZZIES! oh, and doctor who, bitches.
Dec 24th
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“nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.”
– ralph waldo emerson.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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hello, crumbs at the bottom of the pringles can
you leave me no choice but to chug you.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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so mum just came into the room, asked me to shut...
“do you know what that is?” she said. “a blue testicle.”
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
– eleanor roosevelt. ♥
Dec 23rd
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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking...
yet another girl who doesn’t understand how awesome her boyfriend is.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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OHH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WHOO-OOA, LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER ♫
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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our christmas
snowed in together, watching countless favourite movies, wrapped in blankets, gorging ourselves stupid on ice cream and pringles and sweets and pretending to enjoy baileys liqueur. going out for a late-night snow walk and getting our feet cold, and being yelled at for drawing a penis on some guy’s car. this is how we do.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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positivelybobdylan asked: Wait, so have you met James and does he know you're his cousin?
Either way that's pretty awesome~! ♫
Dec 18th