November 2010
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definitely typo of the year
me: LOL "land down under" is blaring from josh's room and delara just wanked by looking very confused, i don't think she knows which country she's in any more
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dropped my pen under the desk
and there’s this spider hanging there going, “oh, hey y’all. you gon reach for your little pen? don’t worry, i won’t touch y’all. just reach under.. that’s right.. little closer.. aw, you gots it. see, what’d i tell y’all?”
IN THIS EXACT VOICE.
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snowed in with you
snowball fights and cold, damp clothes we’ll both have a bright red nose hugging our cocoa close to our chests crunching on cookies, a crumbly mess warm cuddles in bed, that soft ”wake-up” kiss..
good morning, love.
i’ve dreamed of this. ♥
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the f*cking weather →
tired of uncertain, long-winded weather forecasts? look no further!
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must. win. cardigan. auction.
i neeed this cardi! pleasepleaseplease don’t let it go above twenty quid. pleeease. D:
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“father, bless me for i have sinned. i did an original sin.. i poked a badger...”
– eddie izzard ♥
Anonymous asked: how did you get music on your tumblr? D:
Anonymous asked: bra size? c;
Anonymous asked: What's it like living by yourself for the first time?
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i loooove today.
a good-morning kiss-&-cwtch from my straight-out-the-shower boyfriend, crisp cold weather, free train ride, easy practicals and a four-hour break in between for mugs of tea and casual pasta. making a massive chilli con carne later, i’m on-budget moneywise, and the semester ends in eighteen days. happy times! ♥
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THE SKY IS SPAFFING
FUCK YES ♥
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russell howard doesn't half tickle my chickens
that was easily the best episode of good news he’s ever, ever done.
the queen’s drunk dance = BEST and “hello dragons! i’ve made a satnav for bumblebees! :D”
ohhmylife. i am definitely going to see him in february ♥
i just realised
the only french phrase i knew before the age of thirteen was “omelette du fromage”, thanks to dexter’s laboratory.
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music feature: zebrahead
i think i’ll do this every week; share my favourite songs from my current favourite artists! here’s number one. c:
name: zebrahead hometown: orange county, california established: 1996 genre(s): punk rock, rapcore, pop punk, alternative rock, funk metal, alternative metal why i love them: jack introduced me to zebrahead - they’re his favourite band, and i’m honestly...
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milk de la pube
jordan: alright, my brother is vegan, so he drinks coconut milk. anyway, it comes in a can, so he wanted a can opener. so he runs into my room and he's like "COOL. SCISSORS" and stabs them into the can. i used those scissors to trim my pubes yesterday.
me: LOLOL
jordan: hairs were hanging off them as he stabbed it, he didn't even notice
he poured out the coconut milk into a cup. it looked like badger milk. he drank it.
me: ohmygodd
jordan: he was like "THANKS"
i was laughing my ass off and he was like "dude it's not even that funny" and walks out
he comes back in as i'm about to tell you and he's like "HEY MAN I MADE COFFEE WITH IT DO YOU WANT SOME?"
me: oh my giddy god's pyjamas :'D
jordan: i'm like "no thanks man, i'm cool"
i laugh every time he drinks, he thinks i'm playing mind games.
and then he was like "...it's not too bad in coffee. not too bad."
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I LOVE FRIJJ MILKSHAKE
so thick and chocolatey and creamy and mmm.
boner. ♥
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i love my posters
got these two beauts on the bathroom door & main door in my uni room ♥
Anonymous asked: Will you do Topless Tuesday? (;
“because “‘her’bs” sounds reallly weird. Quit spelling “color” wrong.”
– xkataly in reply to my post dear america
HOW DOES IT
as the great eddie izzard once said:
“you say ‘erbs’, and we say ‘herbs’ - because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it.”
also, colourcolourcolourcolour. DON’T DISS THE ORIGINAL, YOU JUST...
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dear america
why do you not pronounce the ‘h’ in ‘herbs’?
it’s ridiculous but very amusing, especially when you hear someone say “this dinosaur was an ‘erbivore”.
YOU BUNCH OF WEIRDOS ♥
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ladies and gentlebeavers, i have just become a...
ohmygiddygod i feel so grown up.
we won’t actually be moving in until next september, but we’ve secured our house! it’s got five double bedrooms (three up, two down), two bathrooms (with actual baths, holy basoomas) and a luurvely open-plan kitchen-diner and living space, with leather sofas. we can’t wait to move in and make it all cosy! i’ve got the back-facing...
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dragon breath, blue lips, icy nose & fingertips
pretty sure it’s winter ♥
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i think i have watched more movies in the last...
jackass 3D
paranormal activity 2
hot rod
harry potter and the philosopher’s stone
toy story 3
ice age 3
kick ass
my god i had a lot of catching up to do. still to go: harry potter and the deathly hallows, part one. BEST FILMS ♥ also, i have eaten my weight in chocolate and doritos while watching aforementioned movies, and have never felt better for it. maybe all the sex wrestling...
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ryvita & marmite
try it. it will be the best thing you ever do.
“never put a sock in a toaster.”
– eddie izzard ♥
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so my pile of work is looking at me, screaming "do...
and i’m like “hell no, slut. i’d rather doodle this spark-shooting penis.”
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jackass 3D
FUCK. YES. hahahahaa
best parts: penis baseball, the jet engine (ohhmygod), dildo gun, electric avenue & the peeing camera. fffffff. the slow-mo 3D was just amazing~ :’D
also, i really really really want johnny’s amazing rainbow hat.
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one of my flatmates just bought a whip
the boys are having a great time with it. it actually sounds like a torture chamber in our flat.
LAAAV IT
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MOVE, WENCH, VACATE MY PATH.
VACATE MY PATH, WENCH, VACATE MY PATH.
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ohmygiddygod it's SO cold
why won’t my radiator work? D:
i’d better win this auction for a pretty cream knitted cardi, i need it so bad right now.
really looking forward to my spicyhot chicken curry tonight! ♥
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little vintage obsessions
i literally just can’t get enough of pretty cream, pearl, gold, denim & pink things, along with roses and bows of any sort. love this random outfit i just threw together.
i’ve just ordered some beautiful pendants; a camera and an owl - which should be arriving next week! so excited. :D i bought the bracelet shown here in dorothy perkins today on clearance, for just £2....
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“ohmygod, ohmygod. is that real?”
– miruki-yaone on my photo post
hellyeahbabycakes, it’s an axolotl! they’re what the pokémon wooper was based on. you can get all sorts of colours, and they make amazing pets. they’re amphibious, and are actually un-transformed juvenile salamanders - something went a bit weird with...
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myna-k-photos asked: Kezzi <3
I just wanted to say you're really pretty, and you take incredible photos. Also, you write very well, and I love your style~ :3
I just wanted to say you're really pretty, and you take incredible photos. Also, you write very well, and I love your style~ :3
Anonymous asked: You know, you could really have offended someone with that comment about blind people...
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i hate you, cleverbot
me: i wanna be the very best.
cleverbot: to train them is my cause.
me: no, you're doing it wrong!
cleverbot: what is the right way then?
me: the next line is 'like no one ever was'.
cleverbot: no, that doesn't make sense, listen: 'it's never too late, from a great height'. that's nonsense.
me: you're talking wubbish.
cleverbot: that's because i'm talking about you!
me: you giant offensive tit!
cleverbot: i never give up, unless i see no way out.
me: i appreciate your honesty, and your tits.
cleverbot: i appreciate your being here.
me: aw, thank you.
cleverbot: you're welcome.
me: slut.
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terrible thought of the day
how do blind people know when they’re done wiping? D:
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photojojo.com →
i want everything in this store! santa, take note. ♥
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reblog with what song you're currently listening...
lightning rod in my ass.
ouuch.
